I can’t even write for the blog, I have been abandoned yet again. :,,,,(.ttyl Advertisements Continue reading I’m so hurt 🙁 I’m taking a break
All money isn’t good money, they say. But Sprint doesn’t care if it’s good money or bad money that pays the bill, if it don’t get it’s money Sprint is going to cut your phone off The luxury of only choosing sources of money that are “good” is one that is often not afforded to many of us. We may strive to reach a point … Continue reading “All money isn’t good money”
Who can forget their first love experience? Not the stressful love you went through in high school. I’m talking about that innocent love you first had for someone in elementary school. I’m talking about spending recess with the person or thing you loved sharing your brownie with the colorful sprinkles with them And talking dirty to them on the house phone. Well, maybe not … Continue reading Everyone should have a home phone
When I tell people that I do not have a tv they either react like this or like this Those who react calmly understand that you no longer have to spend hundreds or even thousands to get your daily television dose. All you need is a laptop and a willingness to waste time binge-watching 90 Day Fiancé. What I love most about this society is … Continue reading TVs are overrated
Back when I was a bright-eyed teenager I set off on a journey to college. Meeting me on this journey were a variety of lessons meant to prepare me for adulthood. The most valuable of which was money management. I had to learn money management the hard way; by getting enough money to last several months and blowing it in two days. Yes, I was … Continue reading Low budget makeup tips from prison
I know that my posts were severely missed by my huge fanbase of like 20 followers. I apologize for causing the turmoil that must have ensued from not having weekly doses of comedic blog posts to look forward to. I know what you’re thinking. Creole Thrift is usually so consistent, what’s going on?! What was going on was a case of the blues. I had … Continue reading I’m back!
“Once upon a time, not long ago I was a ho And I’m admitting it I won’t take it back ’cause I did the shit” So as the lyrics imply I was a ho in my younger days. Yes, despite looking as if I am still “young, dumb, and full of” …pancakes, I am not. I’m just black; and due to my high concentration of … Continue reading Why we love fuckboys
Juneteenth is finally here and I am excited! My level of love for Juneteenth is equivalent of that of that when syrup first met pancakes. If you do not know what Juneteenth is you should first be ashamed. Be very ashamed. When you are done being ashamed you can gain the knowledge of Juneteenth. Juneteenth is defined as “a festival held annually on the nineteenth … Continue reading Happy Juneteenth!
Despite continual efforts it is difficult to deny scientific fact. Although that difficulty has been lessened over the years a couple of facts remain. Pancakes are the bomb and Asians are cute. One can debate one of the aforementioned facts, but scientific evidence proves that many persons from the continent of Asia posses a gene specifically meant to make them cute. Cuteness is defined as … Continue reading Asians are cuter than other people
Turn off the lights, and light a candle… Summer is not as romantic as one would think. It’s hot, sticky, and full of mosquitos. To top it all of kids are out of school and bored, so to entertain themselves they come eat up all your food and bother you. Even when they’re not yours. Many of us actually dislike summer and romanticize it only … Continue reading Be intimate during the summer