“Once upon a time, not long ago I was a ho And I’m admitting it I won’t take it back ’cause I did the shit” So as the lyrics imply I was a ho in my younger days. Yes, despite looking as if I am still “young, dumb, and full of” …pancakes, I am not. I’m just black; and due to my high concentration of … Continue reading Why we love fuckboys
Juneteenth is finally here and I am excited! My level of love for Juneteenth is equivalent of that of that when syrup first met pancakes. If you do not know what Juneteenth is you should first be ashamed. Be very ashamed. When you are done being ashamed you can gain the knowledge of Juneteenth. Juneteenth is defined as “a festival held annually on the nineteenth … Continue reading Happy Juneteenth!
Despite continual efforts it is difficult to deny scientific fact. Although that difficulty has been lessened over the years a couple of facts remain. Pancakes are the bomb and Asians are cute. One can debate one of the aforementioned facts, but scientific evidence proves that many persons from the continent of Asia posses a gene specifically meant to make them cute. Cuteness is defined as … Continue reading Asians are cuter than other people
Turn off the lights, and light a candle… Summer is not as romantic as one would think. It’s hot, sticky, and full of mosquitos. To top it all of kids are out of school and bored, so to entertain themselves they come eat up all your food and bother you. Even when they’re not yours. Many of us actually dislike summer and romanticize it only … Continue reading Be intimate during the summer
As I grow older my willingness to pay to get things fixed decreases. I’m of the mindset that I can do anything myself. Iphone screen cracks? I can fix that. Air conditioner breaks? I can fix that. Pipes burst? I can fix that. I have no idea how to do any of those things! But I still do them. Armed with a Youtube tutorial on … Continue reading Creole Thrift is back!
Creole Thrift is going to take a four week break from its weekly upload schedule starting April 14th. The reason for this break will be to focus on time consuming promotional efforts that will expand the reach of this platform. Creole Thrift will return on May 14th better than ever! See you then! TTYL! Continue reading Creole Thrift is going on a break
Chances are that you have been introduced to the “American Dream” at least once in your life. The fairytale that anyone can be a prince or a princess in America if you just work hard! Like a real life Cinderella you can break free from your wicked stepmother (poverty) and marry your prince charming and live happily ever after in a castle and never worry … Continue reading College isn’t for you
As I frequently note, I grew up in a neighborhood comprised of mostly Black Americans. As a result of this lack of diversity a comfortableness with expressing stereotypes based on race was common. It was not unusual to hear “Black people always loud” or “you know white people can’t dance” quite frequently. Although I have been exposed to vast diversity since my childhood and repeatedly … Continue reading Does race matter in camming? part 1
Disclaimer: Some people love to claim that “we are all the same”. This ideal is unfortunately not true. There are various physiological adaptations that groups of people have developed as a result of external circumstances pertaining to them over thousands of years. An example of this phenomenon can be witnessed in the differences between African elephants and Asian elephants. They are both elephants, however differences … Continue reading Why Black girls have big butts
I know a lot of persons will strongly disagree with the title of this post and in my defense I do not think that all Vera Bradley items are hideous, just most of them. Also, the designers must have gotten the memo that paisley prints were not exactly lusted after by their intended demographic and thus have been producing significantly less over the years. I … Continue reading Vera Bradley items are ugly