Happy Birthday!

DISCLAIMER:  The following post is sad and deals with death. If unwilling to read on this topic the upbeat tone of Creole Thrift will resume Friday. Many people hold the mistaken belief that one experiences the stages of grief sequentially. One after the preceding stage in a neatly organized line. A line which will only last two years tops then fade away cleanly in a mist of acceptance. A mist used to serve as an example that eventually the grief will completely absolve and everything will be ok. Unfortunately this … Continue reading Happy Birthday!

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5 Signs of Horniness in women

People no longer have sex purely for procreation. According to a survey of adults aged 20 to 59 done by the National Center for Health Statistics the majority of responders report that their objective in having sex is to have fun, not to make a baby. It is notable that the preference for having sexual relationships in order to make a child significantly increases and … Continue reading 5 Signs of Horniness in women

The devil’s in the details

All throughout elementary and middle school I had to wear a uniform to school. Having to conform in regards to the majority of your outfit made people more apt to express their individuality through the details. Sewing on funky buttons in place of the ordinary white ones on your uniform shirt or donning an Hermes scarf in your hair were a few of the minor … Continue reading The devil’s in the details

Super easy Mardi Gras king cake

February is so dramatic. There’s just a lot going on with this month. From being Black History Month to being the home of valentines day and sometimes Mardi Gras, February has a lot on its plate. To add to the load is the fact that it’s also the birthday month of a beautiful, unique, and intelligent person. Not, Rihanna, ME! Lucky for my twin brother … Continue reading Super easy Mardi Gras king cake

8 things you need to know about orgasms

If winning the lottery and world peace had a love child the child would be the female orgasm. Equal parts pleasure and biological necessity, a good orgasm is all you need in life.  Well, that and water; and food; and shelter etc. Ok maybe its not all that you need, but it sure is nice!  Here are 8 facts about the female orgasm that may help you … Continue reading 8 things you need to know about orgasms