When I tell people that I do not have a tv they either react like this or like this Those who react calmly understand that you no longer have to spend hundreds or even thousands to get your daily television dose. All you need is a laptop and a willingness to waste time binge-watching 90 Day Fiancé. What I love most about this society is … Continue reading TVs are overrated
Back when I was a bright-eyed teenager I set off on a journey to college. Meeting me on this journey were a variety of lessons meant to prepare me for adulthood. The most valuable of which was money management. I had to learn money management the hard way; by getting enough money to last several months and blowing it in two days. Yes, I was … Continue reading Low budget makeup tips from prison
I know that my posts were severely missed by my huge fanbase of like 20 followers. I apologize for causing the turmoil that must have ensued from not having weekly doses of comedic blog posts to look forward to. I know what you’re thinking. Creole Thrift is usually so consistent, what’s going on?! What was going on was a case of the blues. I had … Continue reading I’m back!
“Once upon a time, not long ago I was a ho And I’m admitting it I won’t take it back ’cause I did the shit” So as the lyrics imply I was a ho in my younger days. Yes, despite looking as if I am still “young, dumb, and full of” …pancakes, I am not. I’m just black; and due to my high concentration of … Continue reading Why we love fuckboys
Juneteenth is finally here and I am excited! My level of love for Juneteenth is equivalent of that of that when syrup first met pancakes. If you do not know what Juneteenth is you should first be ashamed. Be very ashamed. When you are done being ashamed you can gain the knowledge of Juneteenth. Juneteenth is defined as “a festival held annually on the nineteenth … Continue reading Happy Juneteenth!
Despite continual efforts it is difficult to deny scientific fact. Although that difficulty has been lessened over the years a couple of facts remain. Pancakes are the bomb and Asians are cute. One can debate one of the aforementioned facts, but scientific evidence proves that many persons from the continent of Asia posses a gene specifically meant to make them cute. Cuteness is defined as … Continue reading Asians are cuter than other people
Turn off the lights, and light a candle… Summer is not as romantic as one would think. It’s hot, sticky, and full of mosquitos. To top it all of kids are out of school and bored, so to entertain themselves they come eat up all your food and bother you. Even when they’re not yours. Many of us actually dislike summer and romanticize it only … Continue reading Be intimate during the summer
As I grow older my willingness to pay to get things fixed decreases. I’m of the mindset that I can do anything myself. Iphone screen cracks? I can fix that. Air conditioner breaks? I can fix that. Pipes burst? I can fix that. I have no idea how to do any of those things! But I still do them. Armed with a Youtube tutorial on … Continue reading Creole Thrift is back!
Creole Thrift is going to take a four week break from its weekly upload schedule starting April 14th. The reason for this break will be to focus on time consuming promotional efforts that will expand the reach of this platform. Creole Thrift will return on May 14th better than ever! See you then! TTYL! Continue reading Creole Thrift is going on a break
Chances are that you have been introduced to the “American Dream” at least once in your life. The fairytale that anyone can be a prince or a princess in America if you just work hard! Like a real life Cinderella you can break free from your wicked stepmother (poverty) and marry your prince charming and live happily ever after in a castle and never worry … Continue reading College isn’t for you