I pride myself on not talking about or advocating for anything that I have not personally done or experienced.
If I advocate for purchasing high quality and lower priced articles of clothing from thrift stores in lieu of maxxing out your credit cards buying new name brand clothing pieces at stores, its because I’ve been there.
Keeping in line with that, I cannot advocate for you to completely cut alcohol out of your life because I do get a lil tipsy myself once in a while.
I try to drink sparingly because I am a lightweight. I’ve blacked out more times than Homer Simpson has said d’oh.
That being said, when I do drink I try to stretch out my liquor. Make it last. Actually enjoy it. No longer am I taking shots of Patron with rum and coke as my chaser.
I make my alcohol last. Here’s some ways I utilize to allow me to be able to pop bottles like every other week instead of every day.
Fireball Whisky marshmallows
Ahhhhh, it’s so nice on a rainy night to snuggle up with a warm blanket, a nice book of short stories, and a cup of hot chocolate with these fireball whiskey marshmallows. #theperfectnight
Fruit Loop Vodka Popsicles
Breakfast IS the most important meal of the day.
Creamy Boozy Iced Coffee
What better way to “wake up before ya’ go go” than coffee? Coffee AND alcohol!
Pina Colada cupcakes
Don’t worry, I won’t sing that pina colada song that people sing every time a pina colada is mentioned. How annoying is it for your name to always inspire the singing of a song?
Drunken Gummy bears
My best friend all four years of undergrad used to eat these in our Thursday evening classes. TGIT (thank God it’s Thursday) Turn up!
“How do you drink your liquor? Do you drink it all, like a raisin in the sun? or fester like a sore and then run?”Langston Hughes inspired